The Perfect Monologue
I had written a monolgue and then decided no tto use it for an audition. I shared it with Arthur who loved it and decided he wanted to use it. After agreeing I came up with this idea and may end up using this for my own audition instead.
Now, see here. I had this AWESOME monologue written up about a girl and her craziness and falling in love but I gave it away. That’s right. I up and gave away the perfect monologue for this audition! Why did I do that? Well, to be honest, I have no idea…Because I’m stupid I guess. A friend of mine was searching for one too, and I was telling him about the ones I had been debating between and the one I had written and he loved it so much he asked to use it! What was I supposed to say, “No, That’s mine! It’s copyrighted!” ? I don’t think so. I let him have it. Who cares that it was actually about me and my life. I was going to do a different one anyway, it would have been a shame to waste it. The other was from “Stranger Than Fiction” about a girl dropping out of Harvard to change the world one cookie at a time, but I gave that one away too. Yes, another friend. Seeing a trend here? Anyhow, that’s how I got stuck with this short, bland, un-interesting, original monologue. Hope I didn’t do too poorly with it, and, um….Thank you for your time. Good-bye now.